loved the first one, hated the second.

Yeah, it seemed that a lot of people don't like MIBII, ranging from "eh" to "awful". I thought it was ok, if really just a watered down retread. But then again, I only saw them for the first time a few months ago, since I'm 15 and all.

The joys of being simple minded: I can enjoy anything.

Be jealous!

holy crap dude, i didn't know you were that young. i actually saw both of them when they first came out in theaters.

You have no idea how many people are surprised by my age in person. It's kinda hilarious.

Do you have a beard already?

Almost. My dad always makes me shave, but it grows back really quickly. Mostly because I'm Portuguese.

What, that we went to the movies? That I used present tense to tell a story?

I'm the same way. At a lot of the bars I work at (I concert promote) they don't even bother asking for my age if I try and buy a drink. I'm 16... Legal drinking age is 19..

you said "are going to the movie LAST weekend"

He was questioning your grammar RIGHT after he made a similar mistake in the Toonami thread

Oh snap!

Doofiest, the drinking age here is 16, but I have a young curse. I look 14 evidently. Meh, I don't even like alcohol.

Oh

I wasn't so much making fun of you. Just that it was funny in general.

So, I just watched Nude Nuns With Guns

Wow, that movie was easy to make fun of. I suspect someday a reviewer on TGWTG will do that movie. Anyway, as you'll probably expect from the title this movie... isn't good at all. It's actualy really, really shit. Also, the title is misleading. There's only one nun shooting guns and there's only one instance where she is nude while shooting guns. All of the other times she is either nude and not shooting guns or clothed and shooting guns. I expected more from you, movie.

But was it funny, either intentionally or not, was the real question.

At certain moments it was in a "so bad, it's funny" way. There's one scene where a guy gets his dick blown off and then dramatically picks up his dick to look at it in wonder (while the music swells). That got a good laugh out of me.

I saw Men In Black III opening night. It definitely didn't need a third movie, but seeing Josh Brolin play a younger Tommy Lee Jones was pretty awesome. He definitely fits the part. Also the Andy Warhol bit was hilarious. They just didn't do the comedy/action blend right in this one, and MIB I will still be my favorite in the series.

I think we know where IO tried to get their inspiration from.

Sounds like an awesome Cinema Snob review to me.

Well, it is a nunsploitation flick, so it falls right in his niche. Too bad he generally doesn't do modern movies.