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I must say Transformers 1 is the most forgetabble movie that I have halfway watched (seriously, I don't remember shit about it except for everyone having extremely white theet and it having untastefull jokes).

Also Twa, worst movie Dog have paid to see for himself.
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CloudWolf
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twa556 said:


That is all

Shut your cakehole. The Asylum is a fuckin' amazing film studio.
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Dog
Woof
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twa556 said:
That is all


You paid to see that shit? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CloudWolf
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The worst "movie" I've ever seen is After Last Season, but I didn't pay for it and I'm not sure if it actually qualifies as a movie.

As for the worst movie I've paid for, it's probably Pirates 4 or De Eetclub (a really bad Dutch movie).
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twa556
Space man
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NONONONONONONONONONONONONO saw it on watch instantly. But it was worse then Transformers 2 times a billion.
CloudWolf
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You shouldn't take Asylum films too serious. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and their version of Sherlock Holmes are favorites among me and my friends.
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Ultima Rosa
Rainbow pirate, because Skittles.
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I haven't watched any Transformer movie, never interested me.
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You just made me Trollol so hard the Nyan cats I shat blew up into derps that made everyone FUUUU so hard Trolldad lost his smile.

Lowlander2
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Transformers 2 is the second worst film I've seen in some time.

The first is the Nightmare On Elm Street remake.
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JinTek
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CloudWolf said:
You shouldn't take Asylum films too serious. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and their version of Sherlock Holmes are favorites among me and my friends.

This, if you got an hour or 2 with nothing to do or something boring to do, pop in an Asylum movie and fun ensues, hell if your watching it with friends the fun really starts cause now you can punch people too!
Lowlander2
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Oh yeah, I remember Sherlock Holmes by Asylum. Fuck, that ending was ridiculous.
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Dead Player
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Talking about horrible horrible movies, I must say the worst movie I have ever seen is the 1983 Norwegian drama named "Åpen Framtid" (Open Future in English) by the infamous Warm & Vennerød, which is arguably the worst directors who have ever lived. If you can find a DvD copy with subtitles, I would say it is a great movie to mock the shit out of. It is kind of like The Room, just ten times worse.
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CloudWolf
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Sherlock Holmes and Mega Shark aren´t horrible movies, DP
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Dead Player
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I was more thinking about Transformers and Transmoprthers but ok
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Ultima Rosa
Rainbow pirate, because Skittles.
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Lowlander2 said:
Transformers 2 is the second worst film I've seen in some time.

The first is the Nightmare On Elm Street remake.
What did you expect? The original movie was perfect on it's own. It was bound to be bad. It was arguably better than some of the sequels though.
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An Awesome Person said:
You just made me Trollol so hard the Nyan cats I shat blew up into derps that made everyone FUUUU so hard Trolldad lost his smile.

Lowlander2
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No, the charm in them was corny, but at least it was better than the utter ineptitude of the remake.
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Just Joe
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I didn't like the seriousness of the remake. It's Freddy's humor that make him not just funny but scary so to speak.
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JinTek
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I expect Evil dead 3th remake to suck donkey, I mean seriously it's not even having our all time favorite hero.
Ultima Rosa
Rainbow pirate, because Skittles.
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They're remaking Evil Dead?

Not cool, Hollywood.
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An Awesome Person said:
You just made me Trollol so hard the Nyan cats I shat blew up into derps that made everyone FUUUU so hard Trolldad lost his smile.

Dog
Woof
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They already remade it. It was called Evil Dead 2.
Ultima Rosa
Rainbow pirate, because Skittles.
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...It wasn't a sequel?

Then what the hell was Army of Darkness then?
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You just made me Trollol so hard the Nyan cats I shat blew up into derps that made everyone FUUUU so hard Trolldad lost his smile.

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